Welcome to my personal site. If you’ve made it this far, you must really be obsessed with me.
If you didn’t mean to be this obsessed with me, you can click here to go to my official page and we can resume a more professional relationship, although I should warn you that most that I do tends to get personal at one stage or another.
If you’re comfortable being here, have a browse – I think the organization is fairly straightforward. Don’t spend too much time here though or you might get addicted to me, and that would be bad for both of us.